Indy Spoiler Alert

Wow this kid is an idiot.

Finally, Mahmoud enters the Zone

Here's the NY Times on the most ridiculous part of Mahmoud's speech at Columbia today:

In response to a question about the treatment of homosexuals in Iran, Mr. Ahmadinejad was initially evasive, instead talking about the death penalty, which, he pointed out, exists in the United States: “People who violate the laws by using guns, creating insecurity selling guns, distributing guns at a high level are sentenced to execution in Iran. Very few of these punishments are carried out in the public eye.”

Pressed by Dean Coatsworth on the original question about the rights of gay men and lesbians in Iran, Mr. Ahmadinejad said: “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country.”

Simple as that eh Mahmoud? I'd daresay homosexuality is as Iranian as pistachio pie buddy. He went on to deny the existence of apples, closets, and the supposed internal organ known in the West as "the spleen".

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“My client was in what is called ‘the zone”

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Bull Market in Divorces

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Darko rant

If only he played half as hard as he cursed. Idiot. Here's a translation of Darko's recent rant against the FIBA refs after his team lost in European Olympic qualifying.

Relationship Advice from Gilbert

This just in...Gilbert Arenas is crazy. But "fun crazy" right? He got angry with his lady for getting his dad's car all dirty:

"And then she got so frustrated with that, because she came back with, “I take care of the kids and if you want the car cleaned, you have to clean it.” So we was on 16th and Constitution and she kicked me out of the car and I had to walk all the way to the gym. It was probably a mile, but I had on smaller shoes. You know, I wear 13s, but I had on 12s because they matched the outfit I was wearing so my feet were hurting and I didn’t have any cab money to take a cab and that all played a part.

So I went on a strike.

I think all men should do this when they have a disagreement. This is Relationship 101. When you have a fight with “the other,” don’t answer their calls and don’t answer their pages. That usually gets the point across that you’re not talking to them. So, I held out for seven days. I went on strike for seven days and stayed at the gym for seven days. I slept in the gym. They got nice couches in there and it just kept me in the gym working on my knee and stuff."

Dowries are in

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Polish Bus Drivers

Despite my love of the Polish people I am not above Polish jokes.

Bus Driver Fired for 38,000 Text Messages

Photoshop rules!

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