New age of warfare?

Just some food for thought on the future of international head-butting.

Climate Change missiles

Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni recently called climate change “an act of aggression by the rich against the poor.”

Following the prescient words of my boy Yoweri, U.S. intelligence analysts are putting top priority on preparing "an assessment of the geopolitical and security implications of global climate change." By top priority I mean $48billion or "largest intelligence authorization ever considered by Congress."

Cybernetically improvised exploding devices

Estonia has been fighting off a cyber attack targeting prominent government, financial, and media websites. They've blamed Russia for orchestrating the attacks and have suggested it equates to "an act of war." The Russians definitely can be creative in their retaliation methods (see the Russia-Georgia Wine Wars). And coincidentally enough, the cyber attacks began on April 27th, in the middle of a public spat between the two countries over Estonia's removal of a Soviet Army soldier statue commemorating those who died fighting the Nazis in WWII.

Poo Bombs

Just kidding. But you never know.