Inmate Brilliance

Everyone just has to find their niche in life. Like this inmate who is suing Michael Vick for $63 billion in damages, alleging, among other things, "that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.” Who else but a sheer creative genius could come up with accusations like these? Screw sexual favors for extra cigarettes in jail my man. Get a book deal!