At my job we outsource background checks on hedge fund managers we might invest in, just to make sure they don't like to steal money for fun or travel under pseudonyms to exotic locales (even though that IS fun, just not in the interest of your exorbitant-fee-paying shareholders). And from this, the lesson of the day: people can dig up ANYTHING. So next time you decide to pee on something in the urban outdoors, just picture yourself 15 years later explaining said urine incident to your potential employer/investor.
NAME OF COURT: Cook County Circuit Court
CASE NAME: State of Illinois v. Mr. X
DESCRIPTION/STATUS: Mr. X was charged in this misdemeanor offense with
“knowingly” damaging property of a “Flash Taco” located at 1570 N. Milwaukee, Chicago, Ill.,
by “breaking a door with such force as to break the door jam in the men’s room.” Note that the
arrest report indicates that the damage caused was less than $300, and that Mr. X paid a
bond of $1,000 on ___ 19, 2009.
He was probably so drunk he didn't realize which taco joint he had entered. Upon realizing it was a late night in Chicago and he was in fact not at a Taco Burrito King (with recent website revision!), necessary door breaking ensued.
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