This guy is slated to be on an "expert" panel at an upcoming global macro hedge fund conference in NYC. Doesn't he have “responsible steward of your hard-earned capital” written all over him? For all you fellow Hindi speakers out there, how would you most aptly describe him -- a bhenchod, a maderchod, or a chutiya? I've got Bombay gangsters on the brain: awesome book.

Check out one of his fellow, slightly more representative panel experts below. They're gonna get along great!