Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Bow down and embrace your king

Saw 300 on an IMAX yesterday and nearly suffered a seizure. Dick Cheney should propose a new torture tactic of forcing prisoners to watch Richard Simmons exercise videos and Carrot Top stand-up on an IMAX screen. But, dare I say it, even he isn't that callous. I can't believe there is nothing in between a regular movie screen and an IMAX screen. Can you imagine a world consisting of only 32 oz. Big Gulps and 496 oz. I WILL END YOU Gulps? In an aside, King Xerxes is a sheer unintentionally comedic delight in the film. He also plays for the Phoenix Suns in his spare time and acted as Laura Linney's love interest in Love, Actually!

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