How Jenna Got Her Groove Back

Good for her. But the best part is even when his daughter has great I-care-about-the-world news, W comes off as Ass R. Johnson III: "She came back and talked to me about this young girl that she has befriended," President Bush said. "And she's deeply concerned about alienationists in our world, and is going to try to raise some money to help the education programs there." What in frak's sake is an alienationist? There are people who want to create an alien nation on Earth? Where the men get pregrant instead of women! Nooooooooo!